Bob Hope

“My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.”


Woody Allen

“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’”


Mignon McLaughlin

“Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.”


Thomas Fuller

“Sudden acquaintance brings repentance.”


Woody Allen

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.”


George Bernard Shaw

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!”


Woody Allen

“Sex relieves tension - love causes it.”


Woody Allen

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”


Mark Twain

“Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.”


Abraham Lincoln

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”


Unknown

“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.”


Jay Leno

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”


Unknown

“Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.”


Woody Allen

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”


Mae West

“Sex is an emotion in motion”


Sophia Loren

“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.”


Anonymous

“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants”


Aldous Leonard Huxley

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”


Aesop

“It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.”


Marlene Dietrich

“In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.”


Joan Rivers

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.”


George Burns

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”


Alfred Lord Tennyson

“The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.”


Dorothy Day

“The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.”


Alan Chadwick

“We are the living links in a life force that moves and plays around and through us, binding the deepest soils with the farthest stars.”


Thomas Carlyle

“One life - a little gleam of Time between two Eternities.”


Thomas Carlyle

“Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.”


Thomas Carlyle

“A well written life is almost as rare as a well spent one.”