http://ovidiualvis.com/quotes Powered by Ovidiu Alvis Tue, 29 May 2007 21:59:51 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one." http://ovidiualvis.com/quotes/2007/05/29/bob-hope/ "I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'" http://ovidiualvis.com/quotes/2007/05/29/woody-allen-6/ "Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man." http://ovidiualvis.com/quotes/2007/05/29/mignon-mclaughlin/ "Sudden acquaintance brings repentance." http://ovidiualvis.com/quotes/2007/05/29/thomas-fuller/ "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." http://ovidiualvis.com/quotes/2007/05/29/woody-allen-5/ Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? 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